Tiger’s alleged affair seems unlikely
Monday, November 30th, 2009
TED BITS, Ted McIntyre - TIGER’S ALLEGED AFFAIR SEEMS UNLIKELY


The alleged other woman in Tiger-goes-bump-in-the-night-gate, Rachel Uchitel, mourns her missing husband after 9/11 (above left); and happier days at right, on her 2004 wedding night with Wall Street trader Steven Ehrenkranz. She divorced him four months later and moved to Las Vegas. Below, Uchitel with her recently hired high-profile L.A. lawyer, Gloria Allred. (Top right photo: Cary Conover for The New York Times; Below: AP/David Zentz)

There’s no sport in the world like golf when it comes to “the inner sanctum.” Arnold Palmer was a notorious womanizer, but nobody EVER talks about it. The culture of golf will not permit it. Players protect their own. The PGA Tour protects the players. Tiger’s agents, sponsors and handlers insulate him on another level, and his family and close friends insulate him beyond that. Anyone who doesn’t play along gets cut loose—quickly. That’s why getting an inside scoop on Tiger is like breaking into Fort Knox. You have to actually walk the gold out of the vault and drop it on the front lawn in order for the public to know what’s truly hidden inside.
At this point, an affair is just an allegation, although it appears to be what motivated Elin Nordegren’s somewhat passionate iron play in the wee hours of this past Friday morning. Still, for someone as careful as Tiger, if he were to have an affair, Uchitel seems an awfully dangerous choice. This is the same woman who became famous after holding up a picture of fiancé, James Andrew O’Grady, after he went missing in the rubble of the World Trade Center on Sept. 11, 2001. It’s also the same woman who had a well-publicized fairytale wedding in 2004 to Wall Street trader (and childhood friend) Steven Ehrenkranz. She divorced him four months later and headed to Las Vegas, where she reportedly fell into the arms of another childhood friend—powerful nightclub owner Jason Strauss, according to the website whodateswho.com. “A random career move and a life-changing experience,” she told the website blackbookmag.com. Uchitel worked in Vegas through 2006, determining who got through the VIP doors as the prestigious Tao nightclub.
She later returned to New York, running VIP operations for clubs like Marquee and Dune, and receently began splitting time between the city and the Hamptons, where she worked at the club Pink Elephant.
The 34-year-old New Yorker has reportedly developed a reputation of dating married celebrities, having previously been at the center of an affair scandal involving actor David Boreanaz (Special Agent Seeley Booth in TV’s “Bones”).
“Although I’ve been romantically linked to a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician, and various film and television actors, I will never kiss and tell!” Uchitel previously told BlackBookMag.com.
Uchitel, by the way, says it was just a coincidence that she was at the same hotel as Tiger in Melbourne, Australia—that she was there “on business” (like maybe there was a big hostess convention talking place that week!). Maybe nothing happened. Maybe it was just a one-night stand that Uchitel is trying to profit from. One thing’s for sure, though—she’s well connected, and probably financially quite comfortable. For while it’s likely that ambulance-chasing celebrity lawyers called her up after the allegations emerged, Uchitel apparently has the necessary funds/backing to have hired high-profile Los Angeles attorney Gloria Allred to represent her against allegations of an affair with Tiger in the National Enquirer.—which I expect will, in time, go away quietly since all three parties are probably just seeking exposure.
Which raises another danger in this big mess—that if the Enquirer has got it right—and they claimed to have done their homework on this one, including polygraphs for some sources—it could now lend credibility to the world’s skankiest publication…which, if I remember my Bible correctly, is also the seventh sign of the apocalypse.

This photo is apparently from Uchitel’s Facebook site, which was taken down on Sunday.























